Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Bold cream block letters reading

Bold cream block letters reading "BOWL" overlay the diamonds

Red and white text at the bottom reads "AURORA" above white serif text reading "ILLINOIS

this funny fan art design adds a bit of 80s action humor to your festive wardrobe

matching white text reads "DRUM SET

Repeated shadow layers of the same text cascade downward beneath it

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Bold cream block letters readingBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below