Stop! Hammer Time - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Red Bender's structural assessment of Shermer

Bender's structural assessment of Shermer High is less about the building and more about everything else falling apart in that library

large red outlined text reads "PIG" above a cartoon pink pig grinning inside a hamburger bun with lettuce and cheese

It's a diagnosis delivered with tenure-backed confidence and zero remaining patience for Spicoli's sun-bleached nonsense

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If you see Randy securing the premises

Stop! Hammer Time - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Red Bender's structural assessment of ShermerReducing MC Hammer's entire cultural legacy to three preschool icons is the most respectful thing anyone's done for the man since parachute pants. Everyone who reads your chest becomes a willing participant in the lowest stakes IQ test ever administered. The Details: White distressed stop sign icon labeled "STOP," a hammer silhouette, and a clock face are arranged left to right in a horizontal row. Together they form a rebus puzzle reading "Stop