Slow Poke - Unisex T-Shirt gary front wheel lifted high

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Bidding two dollars on Contestants' Row is the only rational move in a universe where paperboys are loan sharks and dinner tries to crawl off your plate

Inspired by the iconic 1960s private eye series

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Slow Poke - Unisex T-Shirt gary front wheel lifted highTurtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational. "Poke" is doing community service in two completely different contexts, and the pace means both definitions are painfully accurate. The Details: Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the