Brawndo - Long Sleeve T-Shirt mission viejo Smaller white text reads "Western

Smaller white text reads "Western Association

Roller rinks were America's real social safety net

representing a farming city where grain and grit defined daily life

Distressed golden-yellow text in a Star Wars crawl-inspired font reads "I'M A LONER DOTTIE

" and "New York

Brawndo - Long Sleeve T-Shirt mission viejo Smaller white text reads "WesternReplacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"