This Is No Time To Be Sober - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_ss Partying like it's 1984 requires

Partying like it's 1984 requires a stars-and-stripes bandana

and anyone who enjoys a good laugh

marking the end of its chapter in Las Vegas history

rendered in browns and tans against a backdrop of green pine trees and foliage

" Lighting a fuse by hand is just America's annual finger donation program

This Is No Time To Be Sober - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_ss Partying like it's 1984 requiresGolf invented the only acceptable way for grown men to drive a tiny car through a park, drink beer at 10 AM, and call it a hobby. The sport's greatest innovation was putting a cooler where the athletic effort should be. The Details: Distressed black lowercase text reads "this is no time to be sober" in a bold, rounded retro typeface. A retro cartoon illustration below depicts a grinning man in a green cap, white polo, and khaki pants sitting in an