Brawndo - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL A vintage cartoon illustration depicts

A vintage cartoon illustration depicts a jovial figure in a red sarong on a palm-treed island labeled "KELBO'S ISLAND

with "ASPEN" in yellow to the left and "ESTD 1889" stacked vertically to the right

" a yellow banner reading "GREEK GAMES HOMECOMING CHARITY CARNIVAL

1898" above smaller spaced lettering reading "ALLENTOWN

but he bleeds and makes you feel stupid about it

Brawndo - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL A vintage cartoon illustration depictsReplacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"